It's goodnight from me...

...well at least until I get back from my jollies so there will be no more posts this next week.

"Don't worry about a thing", "enjoy yourself", "have a great time", "I'll only phone you in an emergency", "We'll still be here - even if your house isn't" were some of the well wishes and back slapping we got from the building-duo of Derek and Paul as we got ready to leave for a week in Majorca - OMG!!!!

It's been a strange week this week.  Not much seems to have happened on the externals given we're now waiting for the roof timbers to arrive next week.  Having said this I've learnt a lot.  Like...

• Derek is always right - the sparky did come in at £3,500
• that Paul's dog, Ty STINKS, REAL BAD
• Paddy will always come second in a fight with a JCB
• that James works 100 times harder than anyone else FACT
• Kez loses everything he has at least once every day
• that you can't fit a quart into a pint pot
• Derek never admits he's wrong EVER
• we need to install time-lapse photography to see Mick move!
• I really couldn't leave my new house in safer hands and
• I shouldn't believe everything builders say ;¬)

I've also been looking at the website traffic recently so here's some useless stats...

• There have been 130 unique visitors who have read my blog since it started.
• On average 50 visitors per week tune in to catch up on progress (or lack of).
• Each visitor reads an average of 3 pages each visit - this varies based on how many new entries I post!
• Internet Explorer is by far the most popular browser with 80% of you using it.
• 16% use Google Chrome (myself included).
• You spend on average 5 min and 37 sec on the site - although I suspect 7 sec is spent reading and the remainder in a coma!
• 74% of you visit the site at least 2 times per week.
• Sky Broadband, BT OpenReach, Carphone Warehouse, Easynet and IP Pools(?) are the most common service providers you appear to be using - between the 130 unique visitors you use 25 service providers!
• You visit my blog as follows - 65% directly by typing the URL, 25% from referring sites such as FaceBook and Linked-In etc. and 10% from search engines with Google topping the list by miles.
• I have earned between £5 and £50 from advertisement revenue and click-thru's via AdSense.
• Apporximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornography -  and I haven't even got a pornograph!

Anyroada I gotta fly (quite literally) but before I do I just have this little jokette to do. 

What is it that a man does standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? 

It's shaking hands! What else could it be? 

I'm off now so pop your cork!